Seagrams Citrus Orange Seltzer Water
a drink only liked by a few people. it is a mixture of orange soda with water. at first taste, it tastes like orange soda but then disappears into the softness of water. this gives you a half and half taste and kind of teases you to want orange soda and water. it makes you feel light headed in a way from the rapid changes in taste. why dont you just drink water? or orange soda?
guy 1: yo have some seltzer water
guy 2: alright let me try it -seagrams citrus orange seltzer water-
guy 3: yo that stuff is literally disgusting!
guy 1: dude! its literally delicious!
guy 4: that stuff is nasty dude
guy 2: yo let me try it -takes a sip-. yo it tastes like orange soda and then water its not that bad. -a few sips later-. yo this is nasty. -pours away the seltzer water-
guy 3: the guy 1’s in the world would be devastated seeing you do that
guy 1: yo but that seltzer water tho
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