SeaMonkey Dealer


a shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. hobo-ish in appearance.
-driving-

man 1 : “omg look at that seamonkey dealer”

man 2 : “yo drive faster”

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