season’s greedings
in the christmas/holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.
when an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year– though in particular, beginning on black friday.
clerk: “season’s greedings, ma’am.”
shopper: “thanks, and happy holidays to you, too. do you accept american express?”
‘merry christmas’ and ‘happy holidays’ are the most common season’s greedings.
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