Seatbelt Fairy


the sound, similar to tinkerbell-like ringing, a car makes alerting the driver that his/her seatbelt has not been fastened yet
guy 1: “i usually don’t buckle up if i know i’m only going to be the car for a second, but the d-mn seatbelt fairy wouldn’t shut up, so i gave in”

guy 2: “i actually don’t mind it, she reminds when i’m danger.”

guy1: “true. thanks seatbelt fairy!”

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