Seaver
to be pro at everything at a higher level than daristaul, warning: this may generate such m-ssive levels of jealousy that suicide is most likely to occur.
dam, your so seaver at that game, o sh-t did that guy just kill himself?
any kind of person who bullsits about everything he says thinking everything he says evreyone would believe.
a seaver: lolz did you know i am related to shrek and my dad is a ninja and also my mom is a unicorn?
normal kid: f-ck off dumbsh-t! you think anyone believes you? -spooka punches the b-tch-
(noun) a person whose d-ck is so small because 3/4 of his p-n-s is shoved into his personality.
(verb) “seavered” being creeped on by a person whose intention is to get laid.
“he is such a seaver!”
“be careful at the frat party tonight, don’t get seavered!
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