Hayley Nichole Williams
the full name of the lead singer/songwriter/pianist of one of the greatest bands ever, paramore.
she was born in meridian, mississippi and moved to franklin, tennessee at the age of 13 where she met zac and josh farro, paramore’s drummer and lead guitarist.
before paramore she was in a funk cover band with jeremy davis, paramore’s b-ssist.
she dated josh farro in 2005 and they broke up in 2007
now (2010) she’s dating chad gilbert, new found glory’s lead guitarist.
she is a christian.
she was nominated for kerrang! awards’ s-xiest female in 2007 but lost to amy lee (evanescence) but won it in 2008 and 2009
the first instrument she played was the drums.
she’s 5’2” and is called hbomb, hayles, and spongebob (cause of the gap in her teeth.)
person 1: who’s that?
person 2: that’s hayley nichole williams
person 1: you mean hayley williams from airplanes?
person 2: no, hayley from paramore, b-tch.
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