Second Aid
second aid is similar, in most respects, to first aid.
where in first aid you administer medical attention, second aid consists of mainly 2 parts.
1.) pointing
2.) laughing
second aid is most often applied when someone, usually (but not limited to) the clumsy or the local blundering idiot, hurts them self.
jeff: “oh sh-t did you see drew fall down those stairs?”
scott: “yes! quickly, let’s administer second aid before he gets up and hurts himself again.”
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