secret stash


somethin ur not supposed to bring somewhere….so u bring it secretly….it can be a stash of weed, p-rn mags, alchohol….etc….mostly u bring it secretly for the good of the whole group, not only to b used by u…like for parties..but u have to sneak it past some1 like ur parents for example
-hey im bored being stuck here for 2 days…this spiritual retreat sponsored by our school and forcing us to sign up sucks-any1 got a secret stash to keep us busy 2nite?
-yep i got some dope weed and beer, lets party!
-k not too loud tho u’ll wake the nuns…remember its past lights out time

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