See a man about a dog
phrase used to conceal one’s true destination, especially in response to an awkward question. is commonly used in britain when one is headed to the toilet. see also going to see a man about a dog
“are you and your wife coming out tonight?” “uhhhh, i need to see a man about a dog.”
“how come you’re leaving the table?” “i need to see a man about a dog.”
a clever way to tell someone “non of your business”.
q. – where are you going?
a. – to see a man about a dog.
when i was in high school, this was an expression used when someone was going off to have s-x with someone else.
“hey girl, where are you going? i though we were hanging out?” and she says, “oh, i need to go see a man about a dog.” and then winks at you. lol.
(v.) to urinate
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