Self Goggled
when you come home after over indulging over your libation of choice and you are beer goggled about yourself.. you are getting ready for bed. you check yourself out in the mirror in undies or whatever. you look so hot.
self goggled quotes:
“my abs look tight”.
“d-mn i have a sweet (insert body part here)”.
“check out these pecs”
“why wouldn’t he want this sweet -ss?”
or whatever you tell yourself.
man looking at himself in the mirror “hey babe, check out these guns. all those chicks at the bar would drool over these cannons.”
“c’mon to bed honey, you look good because you’re self goggled”.
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