self shocker
the solitary -n-logue to the shocker.
ennis: i pulled the shocker last night.
jack: two in the pink, one in the stink?
ennis: no, the self shocker. two ’round the pole, three in the hole.
accidently plunging your finger/fingers into -n-s,once and not enjoying it, during the act of wiping. usually because of inadequate wiping material. doing this repeatedly falls under self gratification.
that toiletpaper is so thin i just got a self shocker.
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