Omniputor
one who has extreme amounts of savvy about computers and has been known to have revived at least one from the dead. the go-to person for computer troubles.
after drowning my laptop with a “spot of tea” while traveling, with a huge deadline looming monday afternoon, a computer geek friend salvaged my hard drive from my scr-pped computer. when i left his house at 1:30am with my drive safely snuggled into another pieced-together computer, i had all drivers functioning, wireless working, all apps, docs, pics, music, videos – everything- saved from my attempted green tea drowning. i’ve nicknamed him “the omniputor.”
after my 4 year old took my laptop for a sleigh ride down a 20 foot stair case, i was sure the splintered mess was doomed. fortunately, the local teen geek, giuseppe the omniputor, brought it back from the dead.
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