when a guy jacks off and nuts in his own eye or his girl’s eye
girl-you got c*m in my eye
guy-haha b*tch now you got s*m*n sight ??
to place the shadow of one’s t*st*cl*s on the shadow of another’s forehead my wife fell asleep in the chair so i turned on a lamp in the corner and shadowbagged her.
- shredded' her cabbage
used as a connotation towards having s*x with someone but in reality you did nothing. “after the bar, i took amanda home and shredded’ her cabbage.”
- smacking beans
hot s*x between two or more females. may include scissoring, oral, fingering, d*ld* action and light or rough hand smacking and tugging to stimulate the cl*toris. dana and her girlfriends love to get together on sat*rday night for a little netflix and smacking beans.
smootville: nappy hair, really bad hair day, grungy oily dirty head. like a village of smoot in your hair. that dudes smootville be all up in the way of the screen, bruh.