smootville: nappy hair, really bad hair day, grungy oily dirty head. like a village of smoot in your hair.
that dudes smootville be all up in the way of the screen, bruh.
a norwegian slang word for snus. snus is a form of tobacco product in scandinavia. “få bomme en snæss a” “let me b-m a snæss”
- snot wad
typically, a felatio induced hot load of male nut custard that is -j-c-l-t-d all over the giver’s nose and nostril area. the end result is this gooey s-m-n resembles a thick, draining wad of snot from the nasal p-ssages. sandy was giving robert head in the back bedroom at the party. he blew a huge […]
- social fap
when you use social media to m-st-rb-t- bro, last night was an intense social fap. i used instagram and twitter!
- solo netflix and chill
where your watching netflix and your watching x-men with jennifer lawrence basically naked so you have a w-nk yo dude what u doing after school? just solo netflix and chilling bro that’s sick bro!!
old scottish word meaning “to chase girls around among the haystacks after dark.” i saw sean sprunting after cailyn when i got up for a drink late last night. a name for a fict-tious feminine hygeine spray, proposed by george carlin. sure, i always carry sprunt in my purse. right next to my red flag […]