Semen Slap


where a person goes and jacks off in the bathroom of a high school, palms his s-m-n, walks into the cafeteria, and exacts revenge on a person that mushroom stamped the person who is givnig the s-m-n slap. then slaps the person, with the hand full of s-m-n.
greg walked into the cafeteria and s-m-n slapped the sh-t out of him.
when having s-x afterwards if you finish on your own you j-zz in your hand and slap her in the face with the s-m-n in the hand.
last night my boyfriend gave me a s-m-n slap.

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