Sensual Wank
a truly romantic, and meaningful masturbation session. legs spread, -ss naked, scented candles burning, rose petals on satin sheets etc. must last at least an hour to be considered a sensual w-nk.
“hey guys, don’t come in my room for another three hours. i’ll be engaged in a sensual w-nk.”
“man, you sensually w-nk everyday. i was going to borrow a shirt yesterday, but the door was locked and marvin gaye was playing all afternoon.”
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