Sewp



when there’s a small puddle of c-m left on the bed after s-x
i had to clean the sewp off the bed after he left. it was gross.
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    bruises and any other injuries given with consent during s-x “john gave me a m-ssive sh-g mark yesterday, still stings.”

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