when there’s a small puddle of c-m left on the bed after s-x
i had to clean the sewp off the bed after he left. it was gross.
a curveball that a pitcher throws in tap baseball that is unhittable and always a strike. applicable in everyday life when you’re getting screwed over. see genesis 29:21-30 “you know what we call that where i’m from? we call that the shaftball!”
- sh*g mark
bruises and any other injuries given with consent during s-x “john gave me a m-ssive sh-g mark yesterday, still stings.”
- sh*t on my helmet
when a man is performing -n-l s-x and upon pulling out discovers there is sh-t caked under/around his p-n-s head. you need to flush out better next time… i’ve got sh-t on my helmet!
- shoot the club up
(n) when a man -j-c-l-t-s into a woman’s v-g-n-. b. (v) discharging a firearm in a club where people are usually dancing. my ex got pregnant, can you believe she let the new dude shoot the club up after a month. -j-c-l-t-ng inside a females v-g-n- during s-x “so how long were you with chris?” […]
- skullf*ck wizard 9000
evil wizard. created by hal 9000 to be his s-x slave and chess companion. m-st-rb-t- daily to avoid encountering. recently made america’s most wanted list and became a finalist on america’s next top model (of f-ck wizards). skullf-ck wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of f-ck wizards. me: i love […]