when there’s a small puddle of c*m left on the bed after s*x
i had to clean the sewp off the bed after he left. it was gross.
a curveball that a pitcher throws in tap baseball that is unhittable and always a strike. applicable in everyday life when you’re getting screwed over. see genesis 29:21-30 “you know what we call that where i’m from? we call that the shaftball!”
- shag mark
bruises and any other injuries given with consent during s*x “john gave me a m*ssive sh*g mark yesterday, still stings.”
- sh*t on my helmet
when a man is performing *n*l s*x and upon pulling out discovers there is sh*t caked under/around his p*n*s head. you need to flush out better next time… i’ve got sh*t on my helmet!
- shoot the club up
(n) when a man *j*c*l*t*s into a woman’s v*g*n*. b. (v) discharging a firearm in a club where people are usually dancing. my ex got pregnant, can you believe she let the new dude shoot the club up after a month. *j*c*l*t*ng inside a females v*g*n* during s*x “so how long were you with chris?” […]