evil wizard. created by hal 9000 to be his s-x slave and chess companion. m-st-rb-t- daily to avoid encountering. recently made america’s most wanted list and became a finalist on america’s next top model (of f-ck wizards).
skullf-ck wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of f-ck wizards.
me: i love you, skull f-ck wizard 9000.
skullf-ck wizard 9000: i know.
- slappy toppy
giving someone oral s-x. kylie left the party drunk last night and gave thuro slappy toppy.
the act of slapping your own male genitals to the point of seminal secretion hey man! i spent all last night partic-p-ting in slapsturbation to wonderful p-rnography, and now my p-n-s is shaped like a question mark!
- slowbi wan ken*bi
1. sluggish drivers on the road that are wise beyond their years, but slow beyond all belief. they easily scare, but they’ll soon be back, and in greater numbers. “man, what took you so long to get here?” “sorry, i got stuck behind a couple of slowbi wan ken-bis on the highway.”
to stay in bed all day, and have a slumber fest. staying in your pajamas all day, cuddling, watching netflix, and sleeping in bed. i stayed in bed all day and didn’t bother to do anything because i was having a total slumfest.
- soupy sales
when one consumes a food that results in the individual’s abdominal area bubbling and shortly thereafter requiring an immediate visitation with the nearest restroom, involuntarily, yet swiftly, depositing diarrhea into the toilet in use. d-mn, i don’t know what i ate, but something gave me a bad case of soupy sales.