Sexcel Sheet
a detailed excel spreadsheet that doc-ments a person’s s-x life. can include names, ages, dates, details of hookups, ratings, race/ethnicity, locations etc,
“so according to my s-xcel sheet i have hooked up with 5 people over the age of 26.”
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- Ear Nugget
a big ball of earwax that may or may not fall out of one’s ear. oh that is just sick. a big ear nugget just fell out of your ear. ever think of cleaning out your ears?
- fvvvvvvv
the sound you make when you ride a scooter backwards. “fvvvvvvv….,” said maddie as she rode her scooter backwards.
- sexful
characteristic of one who can be s-xy without even knowing it shawn b. ……even though she looks like a cat. oh well…… so, you have a fetish for cats, eh? “here comes evil tim! get the -n-l-lube quickly so he can purchase it fast and get the h-ll outta here before he rapes my cat!” […]
- sexiesssssterrrrest
founded by the wonderful claudia:) what this definition consist of is beating all of the following:s-xy,s-xier and s-xiest w-sssup now ! claudia: