Sextival


referring to a great amount of s-x, s-x games, spread out in a wide variety of places for an extended period of time. a festival of s-x.
apon returning home from iraq, i found my beautiful girlfriend waiting to begin the s-xtivities. we enjoyed a three day s-xtival together, to make up for lost time.

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