sexy football


when football is played so well and so attractivly, it is deemed s-xy by the ones watching and/or playing.
spectator 1: wow we’ve tottally outcl-ssed them
spectator 2: i know, this is s-xy football!
spectator 3: well it’s not exactly an achievement, we’re playing leeds…

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