a female whom cannot decide whether or not take a selfie. loves to swear in the dm’s and delete before anyone sees. dresses like males in roblox.
- in the dam
in the dam means amongst lots of p*ssy. because, you know, beavers live there. i can’t wait to go to our spot (populated by mostly lesbians) tonight! girl’s gon’ be in the dam!
- kathy kink
when someone is overall obsessive with the same girl for over 15 years. dude, i think i have a kathy kink for kathy… i stalk her sometimes
- kendall schmidting
stealing intellectual property. (see: plagiarism copyright law p*ssy) -hey, did you see melania trump kendall schmidting mich*lle obama? -yea! how lazy was that?
adjective. contented/pleased, despite knowing that one has be left well and truly shafted. buying that diamond ring left me feeling totally shaftisfied. it’s so expensive but a lovely thing to do.