Shambosis
a shambolic state of drunkeness, where ones blood is largely made up of vodka and red bull (or similar energy drink).
after long bouts of shambosis, individuals become distant and may even begin to speak in a faux-c-ckney accent.
my, i think that gentlemen is suffering from deep-vein shambosis (dvs)
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