Supreme Ruler
watch out, he’s always behind you. he’s everywhere and nowhere at the same time. he’ll teleport away before you even know he was there, so don’t even try to catch him. if you dare backs-ss him, he’ll banhammer you so hard you won’t even know what hit you. so watch out, or you’ll get a taste of the holy hand grenade of antioch.
guy: hahaha! you’re a p–pie!
guy2: woah! watch out man, that’s the supreme ruler you’re talking to there!
supreme ruler: banhammer.
guy: what happened?
the most powerful human being in the world.
ryan guthrie
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