shamentarpen
(noun, borrowed from german) a tarp deployed over a college football stadium to hide empty seats that would otherwise be seen by television cameras.
baylor uses a shamentarpen to cover the fact that they can’t get fans into the stadium, even when they have a heisman winner at qb. rice uses a shamentarpen over each end zone, but each of them covers a number of seats lower than the average rice sat.
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