shampoo graveyard


the collection of numerous empty shampoo- and soap bottles in your shower. a frequent bachelor phenomenon.
daniel e: “i see you are having a funeral, that is a shampoo graveyard, rest in peace herbal essences”
øyvind: “its my primal instinct to collect containers to carry water in”

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