Shampoovering
the process of hoovering ones carpet with an overpriced yet advanced vacuum cleaner which also shampoo’s said carpet at the same time.
although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned sp-ce damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.
dan: “rich, fancy a game on fifa?”
rich: “ok man, but we can’t play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is shampoovering the carpet.”
dan: “too bad, we won’t be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags.”
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