sheep shaggin
favourite p-sstime for ballymena men.
sammy’s ma: sammy where you goin. ur never in this house hey.
sammy: fack sake ma, am just goin do thon car park beside kentucky fried mouse hey.
sammy’s ma: why ya forever hangin round thon dump wee lad hey.
sammy: ma what planet u on then hey. thars a big sheep sh-ggin do on thar the night like, hey.
sammy’s ma: get thon sheep skin coat fram under them thar stairs and take yer wee sister hey.
sammy: wat fur ma, hey.
sammys ma: coz i taul ya ta do it and dont ya back cheek me wee lad or i’ll tell ur da when he cams back fram tha bog hey.
q: what do ya call a sheep tied to a lamp post in ballymena?
a: a leisure centre.
ballymena chav to his chav mate.
hey billy, i gat meself a new girlfriend hey.
friends reply: what ya call her then billy hey.
billy’s reply, baaaaaaaaarbarrrrraaaaa
friend: how ya chat her up then hey
billy: get ur wool aff ya fackan s-xy b-tch coz ur gonna get it tha night hey
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