she is one of the greatest human beings alive, she’s always there for you and always the most sweet and caring girl you’ll find, no matter what she can always make you smile. she’s absolutely adorable and pretty and by far the cutest gal you’ll meet.
mitch: oh my god shelby marie meeks is amazing
- dirty doris
when a chick is blowing you, but you fart at the same time you c-m. the smell is so bad that she gags and the c-m comes out her nose. everything was going well last night, until i farted and she dirty doris all over the place
- ball dust
its when you go to the bathroom and find sprinkles of lint and p-b-s after a guy has used the bathroom. you can find this on or under the toilet seat. clean up your ball dustafter you take a sh-t!
when you have s-xual intercourse randomly connor bailey gets soanked all the time.
- nicki mirage
tfw somebody snaps a pic of their booty looking really fat and round, but it turns out it was just an optical illusion. it was a nicki mirage. did you see becky’s selfie on instragram? she looks so hot. not even, dude. she’s a nicki mirage.