Shelf Rack
n. what happens when large, real t-tties are forced upwards by excessive amounts of structural support to produce a shelf-like cleavage useful for storing cellphones and dollar bills, and for holding food.
if i had shelf rack right now, i could totally keep a tv dinner there.
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