shellman
sh-llman the small town in georgia where everyone the teenagers are always drunk,and the old people are always swapping spouses.and the cops pull you over and get your beer to drink it. 🙂
downtown sh-llman
–whoop whoop blue lights–
17 year old:yes officer.
officer:i’m going to have to take that beer from you.
17 year old do you want me to pour it out?
officer:no i’ll drink it.
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