shelved
to insert an object into the -n-s!
i shelved a cuc-mber into my b-tt and loved it
to discontinue all further communications with a person.
i cant beleive hamish just did that.
…shelved
the moment when you’ve been without s-xual contact for such a period of time that even simple, normally uns-xual acts can result in an unwanted -j-c-l-t–n.
steve: bad night man, i’ve been shelved for 2 months and j-zzed my pants while watching dancing with the stars..
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