Sheriff John Bunnell
has the whitest teeth known to man.
“i’m sheriff john bunnell.”
a man with a plan, and everyhting he says…..goes! he is featured on many fox police chase shows and struts his stuff. walking through a minefield without fail. walking through a tornado and his hair is still perfectly shaped! he is everywhere at every time, and ready to p-ss you off, or save your life!
so get ready, this is going to be a fast ride!
“this bohemian bovine b-st-rd skyrockets down the highway at triple digit speeds, but that’s no match for the police officers 320 horses!”
legend
sheriff john bunnell is a legend
the host of the fox network television show ‘the world’s wildest police videos’. known for his level of hyperbole in his descriptions of the on-screen action.
see the show for an example
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