the best black grandma you will ever meet she is the sweetest person on the face of the earth.
sherline gave me candy and is my faveorite im so happy
- tooth *ss
when you have a fat b*tt and where white genes marlies is a tooth *ss
when a man holds in his *j*c*l*t**n and shoots it at his partner to the point of a splatter sound on their body. this, is the splaggit. the girl thought the was safe, little did she know, the pressure build up hit her hard in the splaggit in her face
a foolish person often odd looking i pr*nounce you king dincaljincal
- salad in a jar party
when a girl invites you to to a salad in a jar party but uses the jar to hold your j*zz to one day use against you in a paternity case “hey gerald wanna come to my salad in a jar party?” “no thank you i don’t want to unknowingly become a father”