a person whose brain is is located in his b-tt.
boy : p-ss me that book
girl : wat book
boy : the one in your hand, you shibil
jacking off while taking a sh-t. jim: man, i’m just so busy i had to try p–psterbaiting during my lunch break.
- 69 dip
the act of receiving a rim job from an otherwise unwilling partic-p-nt, using a tactical dipping of the hips when on top in a 69 position. “hey kev, did that dirty piece of pus-pus give you a r-mm-ng last night” “yeah, she wasn’t up for it to start with, but i executed a textbook 69 […]
- pink snoozer
when you knock a girl out in the middle of -rg-sm and c-m in her eye giving her pink eye all i remember is having s-x and i woke up with a pink snoozer
- case of beef
any situation, such as at a house party, event, nightclub or bar, where the ratio of males to females is excessively high rendering absolutely horrendous odds of ever scoring a piece of -ss (with a female anyway). also known as a sausage party or sausage fest. hey broohhhh. we are headed over to frank’s house […]
- burn some socks
having to use your socks to wipe your -ss due to lack of toilet paper or anything else. this should always be a last resort. i had to burn some socks while walking through the woods today.