shidmaster


the ruler of all things s-xy, destructive and awesome (peter is the only shidmaster)
p-n-ster: i am the shidmaster!
genital fur: you are the shidmaster! let’s make out!
originally from sapporo, j-pan, a shidmaster is a specialist in retaining huge amounts of bowel encrusted fecal matter for weeks to months as a form of meditation.
shidmasters in india are known to be able after months of non-functioning bowels, give themselves, only through -n-l suction, deep colonics to release the dangerous build up of waste.
“hey, i’m not sitting around that guy; he looks bloated and is definitely a shidmaster looking for some weird fun”
“hey shidmaster, drop me a few nuggest of shid”

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