someone who recently gave a rimjob and still has truffle b*tter leftover on their top lip.
she has shilips
- you broke it you bought it
when you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it. i got a bill from the store after i accidentally drove through the front door! the letter said you broke it, you bought it.
- canadian submarine
when you dip your d*ck in ice cold water before intercourse. dude, she screamed when i tried the canadian submarine. when you dip your d*ck in ice cold water before intercourse. she was screaming when the canadian submarine was put in.
- alexis wunderlich
giant piece of sh*t that p*sses lamar off all the f*cking time alexis wunderlich f*ck off!
- alaskan blood brothers
two guys that have fucedk the same girl dad: bro me and danny are alaskan blood brothers now