Shipshock
when a couple is so awkward or weird together, you don’t feel right and you think you’re living in a fantasy. it also blows your mind that couples like that can exist. this serious case of shock can last for up to weeks at a time. typically happens as soon as a couple goes out, and acts like they’re in love. can cause bother to one’s mind and be the subject of many conversations. ends when the couple breaks up and/or lasts too long and you grow used to it.
-ship is a shortening of relationship-
guy 1: did you hear julia and dan are going out??
guy 2: what?? i think i’m getting shipshock.
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