shirtage
the act, state, or concept of wearing a shirt
-comes in looking like an embarr-ssed lobster: “i think i burned myself today”
-looks up “d-mn you shoulda payed more attention to yo sartorial selection”
-“bwuh?”
-“yo shirtage punk!”
pause
-“oh, yea”
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