shit corn


the pieces of corn left in your sh-t after you take a dump.
dude1: i just took a sh-t… and theres corn floating in it.
dude2: that’s sh-t corn man…
a great log of sh-t with yellowish rock hard warts. this warts resemble corn and this is how the name of this strand of feces has been coined.
man did you hear of the sh-tcorn he deposited into his untamed toilet last night?” “ya, that was a legendary sh-tcorn, it whipped his toilet right into shape!

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