Shit Crack


unable to conjure humour in any form.

someone with no sense of humour, or who is just plain boring, is ‘sh-t crack’

a place that isn’t entertaining can be said to have ‘sh-t crack’
“john has sh-t crack”

“i was at this party, but left because it was sh-t crack”
sh-t crack is a word that is used to describe and address many things. in addition to this it has several meanings, here they are. 1. a person that is sh-t crack is incomprehensibly boring, mediocre, idiotic, and so irrationally ignorant that when they walk into the room you know you hate them. 2. sh-t crack is a f-cking hilarious word and may be used as a comedic term. 3. when sh-t crack is used to describe a place that means: 1. that the place is literally so awful it is literally a crack(like in a sidewalk) filled with sh-t, or 2. that is ridiculously mediocre and tasteless(taco bell) that even the herpes on the toilet seat are too good for the place. please use sh-t crack it will make your descriptions of “anything” seem more… colorful.
7/11 is sh-t crack.

george bush is sh-t crack, but i hated him already before he was sworn into presidency, the second time.

all mainstream commercial music (anything on z100) is sh-t crack, meaning most people have a sh-t crack taste in music

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