Shit Dick Blowjob
whenever a companion of yours recieves -n-l pleasure from his partner then recieves oral pleasure with globs of sh-t on their d-ck but that lady does not mind besides its her sh-t to begin with.
ben: dude! guess what sarah did to me the other day??
alex: what?
ben: she gave me a sh-t d-ck bl-wj-b!
alex: ew
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