shit flakes


when you go to use the toilet after someone took a dump & didnt double flush, & sh-t particles are floating around.
“d-mn meg, did you just take a dump? you forgot to finish flushing, now there’s sh-t flakes floating around”
the shards of p–p that stick to your b-tthairs from a non juicy p–p. these typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the -n-l cavity.
i brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a sh-tflake after two days of constipation.
1. generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.
1. some “continental breakfast”–all they had was sh-tflakes and instant coffee.

2. sh-tflakes! she still hasn’t returned my call.

3. when i asked the boss for a raise, all i got was total sh-tflakes.
a romantic term for the love of your life, refering to her beautiful brown hair and her ravishing appearence. the female called ‘sh-tflake’ is usually the coolest person in the entire world fact!
boy, “that girl amy, she’s my sh-tflake, i love her”
an insulting term for one you dislike, said by emotional people.
word that creates amus-m-nt to people i.e. skybo and flexi shez
“go eat sh-tflakes with secret sauce you f-ktard”

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    a batch of random sh-t. “brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116” is a sh-tpool of letters

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    your colon. the area where your body stores solid waste before evacuation. dude 1:dude i havent taken a cr-p in days, it feels like there an angry ferret in my sh-t silo. dude 2: so take a sh-t already

  • shit sliding

    where u find a tall gr-ssy hill, pull ur pants down and slide down the hill on ur -ss taking a sh-t while sliding leaving a large sh-t stain on the side of the hill. dude i was sh-t sliding so bad yesterday my -ss has gr-ss stains on it

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    the mix between a rumsickle and a pappsickle which comes out to be a drink or substance that brings delight, joy, and a beautiful life. oh, that boy andy just had some froxe you know he is in a good mood.


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