shit hemorrhage
when one becomes so enraged or frustrated that his -ss actually explodes in gouts of blood.
in counter-strike: “man, he just got knifed again! he must be having a sh-t hemorrhage!”
a fit of usually justified rage or frustration, profound and theatrical enough to be comparable in magnitude and splendor to a catclysmic outburst of feces and blood.
if you don’t get that report in on time, you know darn well he’ll have a sh-t hemorrhage. boy, did she ever have a sh-t hemorrhage when i pranged her car.
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