Shit Pity
the feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to p–p while there is a person p–ping in the neighboring stall, only to finish p–ping before their neighbor. a type of pity born from superior digestive health.
employee 1: “it must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results.”
employee 2: “i’m sure they don’t want your sh-t pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber.”
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