shit quiff

a person who knows their hair is thinning rapidly but quiffs it over in an attempt to hide the bald spots and receading hair line.
person 1: do you think if i quiff my hair like this people it will hide my bald patches and take away from large forehead?

person 2: dude, just shave your f*ck*ng head, that’s an absolute sh*t quiff!
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