shit shower shave
the most refreshing order to clean up, a three step process.
1. take a sh-t, never do this last
2. have a shower, feel clean
3. shave, either in the shower or alternitavely after the shower, if you got face hair.
finally your bareable to look at.
guy 1on phone: heeeey!
guy 2: hi there.
guy 1: what time do you wanna meet up tonight?
guy 2: well i need enough time to sh-t shower shave
guy 1: alright, we’ll say 12
guy 2: woah! midnights a bit late, dont you think?
guy 1: well, your a hairy m-th-licka, might take you a while
guy 2: i’ll have you know, i have a beard as luch as zeus and a mullet as sweet as lincolns.
guy 1: whatever man, just be there by 9.
guy 2: word.
guy 1: and stop saying word, while your at it.
the three s’s of hygiene.
see also, sss.
chris, bro, you look like a homeless man. did you even sh-t – shower – shave?
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