shitarette
a cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.
“i’ll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after i smoke a sh-tarette.”
“want to finish this half-smoked grit? i just needed a quick sh-tarette and it already did the trick.”
“get out of the bathroom!” yelled jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned — b-ttcheeks clenched — from his morning sh-tarette.
the act of lighting and inhaling the goodness of tobacco whilst taking an early morning sh-t.
i just had the best “sh-tarette” bro, the sickest start to a day you can have..
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