shitraction
similar to a contraction but in lieu of a human baby, it is a sh-t baby. the moments before you deliver your sh-t the pressure becomes so great you hold it in and release pressure, then repeat for the next movement of pressure until the sh-t baby is born.
my sh-tractions were too close together and my sh-t baby was premature.
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