shitress
a waitress that you have s-xual intercourse with in her -n-s and following the s-x she takes a sh-t on your chest.
“dude what are you doing tonight”
“i’m chilling with mandy, she is my sh-tress”
“way to go man”
a sk-nky -ss ho that loves to take sh-ts.
look at the chick…what a sh-tress
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